**Why do kids only want something when someone else has shown an interest in it?
**Why does the panic button on your keychain have to be red? Why is that the only button kids push?
**Why do they put a tag on the side of the garment when they have already put one by the collar? Couldn't they just put them together?
**Why can't things fall apart by themselves, instead of everything at once?
**Why do people drive ridiculously slow when you are behind them, but then speed up when you try to pass them?
**Why do you suddenly start dropping everything when you become pregnant?
**Why is it so easy to see others' strengths and then think they are perfect, but we can't when we look at ourselves?
**Why do babies eat just about every kind of baby food, but then become picky eaters when you put table food in front of them?
**Why do kids throw up in the middle of the night and not during the day?
** Why does everyone say 'terrible twos' when three is much, much worse?
**Why is it that one can be SO tired all day long and then lie wide awake at night without being able to sleep?
**Why, or how, do kids know exactly where to stand to be directly in between you and the TV?
** Why is there still dirt on your kitchen floor when you get down to mop, even if you carefully swept?
** Why can you fit the groceries in your cart while you are shopping, but after you buy them and put them in bags they suddenly don't fit in the basket?
** Why do kids LOVE processed chicken nuggets from McDonald's but won't eat 'real' chicken at the dinner table?
** Why do babies go 'stinky' in a brand new diaper within 5 minutes of putting it on?
2 comments:
That was absolutly hilariuos! I think I was grinning from ear to ear on that one. ;)
Hilarious!!! I posted it on my blog too b/c it is how I feel every day.
Love ya,
Sharon
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